Comments on: SEO Jokes http://yoast.com/seo-jokes/#utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=seo-jokes Tweaking Websites Fri, 10 Sep 2010 01:24:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: Rooturaj Pattanaikhttp://yoast.com/seo-jokes/#comment-73542 Rooturaj Pattanaik Fri, 18 Sep 2009 12:04:52 +0000 http://www.joostdevalk.nl/seo-jokes/#comment-73542 Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the SEOs? New Jersey got first pick Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the SEOs?
New Jersey got first pick

]]> By: Jato SEOhttp://yoast.com/seo-jokes/#comment-32607 Jato SEO Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:44:31 +0000 http://www.joostdevalk.nl/seo-jokes/#comment-32607 Check this post for a funny image about what link building ishttp://www.jatoseo.com/press/link-building-in-indian-style/ Check this post for a funny image about what link building is

http://www.jatoseo.com/press/link-building-in-indian-style/

]]> By: Pagerank Zerohttp://yoast.com/seo-jokes/#comment-26610 Pagerank Zero Thu, 22 Nov 2007 02:54:24 +0000 http://www.joostdevalk.nl/seo-jokes/#comment-26610 Check this outhttp://www.pagerank0.com/index.php/pagerank-0-10/seo-joke/ Check this out

http://www.pagerank0.com/index.php/pagerank-0-10/seo-joke/

]]> By: Binny V Ahttp://yoast.com/seo-jokes/#comment-25747 Binny V A Sat, 13 Oct 2007 19:40:04 +0000 http://www.joostdevalk.nl/seo-jokes/#comment-25747 Try this one... http://blog.binnyva.com/2007/06/disallow-bedroom/ Try this one...
http://blog.binnyva.com/2007/06/disallow-bedroom/

]]> By: What a To Do » Blog Archive » You Shouldn’t Be a Web 2.0 Developer If You Don’t Find These Funnyhttp://yoast.com/seo-jokes/#comment-25727 What a To Do » Blog Archive » You Shouldn’t Be a Web 2.0 Developer If You Don’t Find These Funny Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:27:23 +0000 http://www.joostdevalk.nl/seo-jokes/#comment-25727 [...] SEO Jokes [...] [...] SEO Jokes [...]

]]> By: Joost de Valkhttp://yoast.com/seo-jokes/#comment-22077 Joost de Valk Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:16:24 +0000 http://www.joostdevalk.nl/seo-jokes/#comment-22077 Haha mara :) Haha mara :)

]]> By: TechDukehttp://yoast.com/seo-jokes/#comment-22076 TechDuke Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:14:33 +0000 http://www.joostdevalk.nl/seo-jokes/#comment-22076 lol , mara, nice one. :-) lol , mara, nice one. :-)

]]> By: marahttp://yoast.com/seo-jokes/#comment-21987 mara Fri, 08 Jun 2007 18:17:32 +0000 http://www.joostdevalk.nl/seo-jokes/#comment-21987 I read this one from the SEO refugee forum"You might be an SEO if...""On your honeymoon, you put a "nofollow" sign on the door..." I read this one from the SEO refugee forum

"You might be an SEO if..."

"On your honeymoon, you put a "nofollow" sign on the door..."

]]> By: Clickfirehttp://yoast.com/seo-jokes/#comment-21964 Clickfire Thu, 07 Jun 2007 16:11:09 +0000 http://www.joostdevalk.nl/seo-jokes/#comment-21964 We need more humor in SEO, yeah! We need more humor in SEO, yeah!

]]> By: Joost de Valkhttp://yoast.com/seo-jokes/#comment-21955 Joost de Valk Wed, 06 Jun 2007 13:44:00 +0000 http://www.joostdevalk.nl/seo-jokes/#comment-21955 Hehe Jurgen, that sounds so bloody familiar :P Hehe Jurgen, that sounds so bloody familiar :P

]]> By: JurgenHhttp://yoast.com/seo-jokes/#comment-21954 JurgenH Wed, 06 Jun 2007 13:42:15 +0000 http://www.joostdevalk.nl/seo-jokes/#comment-21954 This seems a fave here at the office:Hey, this site is now ranking nr. 1 in Google! Reply: Ok, and what if you turn your personalized search off?Yup, we're nerds :) This seems a fave here at the office:

Hey, this site is now ranking nr. 1 in Google!
Reply: Ok, and what if you turn your personalized search off?

Yup, we're nerds :)

]]> By: Martijn Beijkhttp://yoast.com/seo-jokes/#comment-21879 Martijn Beijk Thu, 31 May 2007 20:14:02 +0000 http://www.joostdevalk.nl/seo-jokes/#comment-21879 I love the jokes on urbandictionary.com " Like Voodoo and Witchdoctors, SEO is an evil term used to describe the ways SEO Optimizers believe they can beat the system by making you believe they know what will get your search ranking to the top. Most of the time SEO is achieved by throwing darts or mixing chicken bones with blood."Wow! After I paid $5000 to get SEO on my site, my sales have increased by 2!and even more funny, the related wordsSEO google search engine seo spam search web site spider banned black hat keyword stuffing design flowchart french html image map link pr railroad site site map web page google bowling image spam web design adaptive technology alt attribute alt tag american english attribute blackhat bowling a split cheat cheating clickity clack clickity claque clickity-clack confusion doorway pages duh-weeb dweeb file flowcharting google sitemap googlebar img lame link bait link farm links n00bs:D I love the jokes on urbandictionary.com

"
Like Voodoo and Witchdoctors, SEO is an evil term used to describe the ways SEO Optimizers believe they can beat the system by making you believe they know what will get your search ranking to the top. Most of the time SEO is achieved by throwing darts or mixing chicken bones with blood."

Wow! After I paid $5000 to get SEO on my site, my sales have increased by 2!

and even more funny, the related words

SEO google search engine seo spam search web site spider banned black hat keyword stuffing design flowchart french html image map link pr railroad site site map web page google bowling image spam web design adaptive technology alt attribute alt tag american english attribute blackhat bowling a split cheat cheating clickity clack clickity claque clickity-clack confusion doorway pages duh-weeb dweeb file flowcharting google sitemap googlebar img lame link bait link farm links n00bs

:D

]]> By: André Scholtenhttp://yoast.com/seo-jokes/#comment-21865 André Scholten Wed, 30 May 2007 16:59:41 +0000 http://www.joostdevalk.nl/seo-jokes/#comment-21865 Haha, had a good laugh here :PAnd my wife can't understand what I'm laughing about. That means I'm a SEO nerd too and my wife thinks I'm geeky. Haha, had a good laugh here :P

And my wife can't understand what I'm laughing about. That means I'm a SEO nerd too and my wife thinks I'm geeky.

]]> By: Joost de Valkhttp://yoast.com/seo-jokes/#comment-21859 Joost de Valk Wed, 30 May 2007 08:34:38 +0000 http://www.joostdevalk.nl/seo-jokes/#comment-21859 Hehe guys :) Hehe guys :)

]]> By: Ruben's Online Marketinghttp://yoast.com/seo-jokes/#comment-21858 Ruben's Online Marketing Wed, 30 May 2007 08:31:24 +0000 http://www.joostdevalk.nl/seo-jokes/#comment-21858 Damn, I'm an SEO nerd :( Damn, I'm an SEO nerd :(

]]> By: Marcushttp://yoast.com/seo-jokes/#comment-21853 Marcus Tue, 29 May 2007 21:42:37 +0000 http://www.joostdevalk.nl/seo-jokes/#comment-21853 lol - just spit water all over my laptop... thanks Joost :-) That´s hillarious!! lol - just spit water all over my laptop... thanks Joost :-)
That´s hillarious!!

]]> By: Joost de Valkhttp://yoast.com/seo-jokes/#comment-21852 Joost de Valk Tue, 29 May 2007 21:23:58 +0000 http://www.joostdevalk.nl/seo-jokes/#comment-21852 Hehe, I kinda like corny jokes :P Hehe, I kinda like corny jokes :P

]]> By: Robberthttp://yoast.com/seo-jokes/#comment-21851 Robbert Tue, 29 May 2007 21:22:54 +0000 http://www.joostdevalk.nl/seo-jokes/#comment-21851 "Wat Google niet kent, dat "eet" hij niet"Dutch proverb, which doesn't exist in the English language, I think.. not that funny, but hey, your joke was corny (flauw?) to.Jech, I hate to write English, I rather read it :( "Wat Google niet kent, dat "eet" hij niet"

Dutch proverb, which doesn't exist in the English language, I think.. not that funny, but hey, your joke was corny (flauw?) to.

Jech, I hate to write English, I rather read it :(

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