My colleague Roy made me laugh today, and not a little, over this very geeky SEO joke:
Me: “Hey, we’re ranking for duplicate content.”
Roy: “How often?”
Now, if you can laugh about that, you know you’re doing good as an SEO and probably bad in your personal life :). Any more SEO jokes you guys want to share with me?
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“Wat Google niet kent, dat “eet” hij niet”
Dutch proverb, which doesn’t exist in the English language, I think.. not that funny, but hey, your joke was corny (flauw?) to.
Jech, I hate to write English, I rather read it :(
Hehe, I kinda like corny jokes :P
lol – just spit water all over my laptop… thanks Joost :-)
That´s hillarious!!
Damn, I’m an SEO nerd :(
Hehe guys :)
Haha, had a good laugh here :P
And my wife can’t understand what I’m laughing about. That means I’m a SEO nerd too and my wife thinks I’m geeky.
I love the jokes on urbandictionary.com
”
Like Voodoo and Witchdoctors, SEO is an evil term used to describe the ways SEO Optimizers believe they can beat the system by making you believe they know what will get your search ranking to the top. Most of the time SEO is achieved by throwing darts or mixing chicken bones with blood.”
Wow! After I paid $5000 to get SEO on my site, my sales have increased by 2!
and even more funny, the related words
SEO google search engine seo spam search web site spider banned black hat keyword stuffing design flowchart french html image map link pr railroad site site map web page google bowling image spam web design adaptive technology alt attribute alt tag american english attribute blackhat bowling a split cheat cheating clickity clack clickity claque clickity-clack confusion doorway pages duh-weeb dweeb file flowcharting google sitemap googlebar img lame link bait link farm links n00bs
:D
This seems a fave here at the office:
Hey, this site is now ranking nr. 1 in Google!
Reply: Ok, and what if you turn your personalized search off?
Yup, we’re nerds :)
Hehe Jurgen, that sounds so bloody familiar :P
We need more humor in SEO, yeah!
I read this one from the SEO refugee forum
“You might be an SEO if…”
“On your honeymoon, you put a “nofollow” sign on the door…”
lol , mara, nice one. :-)
Haha mara :)
Try this one…
http://blog.binnyva.com/2007/06/disallow-bedroom/
Check this out
http://www.pagerank0.com/index.php/pagerank-0-10/seo-joke/
Check this post for a funny image about what link building is
http://www.jatoseo.com/press/link-building-in-indian-style/
Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the SEOs?
New Jersey got first pick