SEO Jokes

29 May 2007 Joost de Valk 19 comments, leave your own!

My colleague Roy made me laugh today, and not a little, over this very geeky SEO joke:

Me: "Hey, we're ranking for duplicate content."

Roy: "How often?"

Now, if you can laugh about that, you know you're doing good as an SEO and probably bad in your personal life :). Any more SEO jokes you guys want to share with me?

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16 Responses to “SEO Jokes”

  1. By Robbert Tue, May 29th, 2007 at 23:22 Reply

    "Wat Google niet kent, dat "eet" hij niet"

    Dutch proverb, which doesn't exist in the English language, I think.. not that funny, but hey, your joke was corny (flauw?) to.

    Jech, I hate to write English, I rather read it :(

  2. By Joost de Valk Tue, May 29th, 2007 at 23:23 Reply

    Hehe, I kinda like corny jokes :P

  3. By Marcus Tue, May 29th, 2007 at 23:42 Reply

    lol - just spit water all over my laptop... thanks Joost :-)
    That´s hillarious!!

  6. By André Scholten Wed, May 30th, 2007 at 18:59 Reply

    Haha, had a good laugh here :P

    And my wife can't understand what I'm laughing about. That means I'm a SEO nerd too and my wife thinks I'm geeky.

  7. By Martijn Beijk Thu, May 31st, 2007 at 22:14 Reply

    I love the jokes on urbandictionary.com

    "
    Like Voodoo and Witchdoctors, SEO is an evil term used to describe the ways SEO Optimizers believe they can beat the system by making you believe they know what will get your search ranking to the top. Most of the time SEO is achieved by throwing darts or mixing chicken bones with blood."

    Wow! After I paid $5000 to get SEO on my site, my sales have increased by 2!

    and even more funny, the related words

    SEO google search engine seo spam search web site spider banned black hat keyword stuffing design flowchart french html image map link pr railroad site site map web page google bowling image spam web design adaptive technology alt attribute alt tag american english attribute blackhat bowling a split cheat cheating clickity clack clickity claque clickity-clack confusion doorway pages duh-weeb dweeb file flowcharting google sitemap googlebar img lame link bait link farm links n00bs

    :D

  8. By JurgenH Wed, June 6th, 2007 at 15:42 Reply

    This seems a fave here at the office:

    Hey, this site is now ranking nr. 1 in Google!
    Reply: Ok, and what if you turn your personalized search off?

    Yup, we're nerds :)

  9. By Joost de Valk Wed, June 6th, 2007 at 15:44 Reply

    Hehe Jurgen, that sounds so bloody familiar :P

  10. By Clickfire Thu, June 7th, 2007 at 18:11 Reply

    We need more humor in SEO, yeah!

  11. By mara Fri, June 8th, 2007 at 20:17 Reply

    I read this one from the SEO refugee forum

    "You might be an SEO if..."

    "On your honeymoon, you put a "nofollow" sign on the door..."

  12. By TechDuke Fri, June 15th, 2007 at 10:14 Reply

    lol , mara, nice one. :-)

  16. By Jato SEO Fri, April 4th, 2008 at 19:44 Reply

    Check this post for a funny image about what link building is

    http://www.jatoseo.com/press/link-building-in-indian-style/

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    By angie1234p (angie1234p) Sun, January 18th, 2009 at 18:12

    hahaha This is a good one for SEOs http://is.gd/eQOb

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    By Burnsie_SEO (Bonnie Burns) Sun, January 18th, 2009 at 18:33

    RT @angie1234p: hahaha This is a good one for SEOs http://is.gd/eQOb
    Now that is funny. Now that is funny. Now that is funny

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